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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(607): View more from New York

I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.

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(410): View more from Maryland

You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"

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(443): View more from Maryland

like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine

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(251): View more from Alabama

For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night

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(571): View more from Virginia

If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.

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