Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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