He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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