and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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