I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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