She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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