Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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