Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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