I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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