hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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