you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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