i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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