doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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