Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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