love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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