2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How naked do you want me to be?
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