: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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