Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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