Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
