i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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