do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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