Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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