that's an acceptable place to lick
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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