She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The adults are the big ones right?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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