Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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