My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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