So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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