Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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