Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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