Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i think i just lost a toe
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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