i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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