so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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