oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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