I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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