The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well I just put wine in my tea
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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