dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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