I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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