I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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