it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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