So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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