I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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