That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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