Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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