D3 body, D1 cock
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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