You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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