The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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