It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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