In the future we'll all be gay
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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