if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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