Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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