I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
