I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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