he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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