I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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